Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Rules for would-be grooms
For those who are Married as well as for those who wil get Married…..
Sharing a few thoughts for Would – be grooms
Rule.No.1 - Never compare your mamma's cooking with your wife's! There is no faster way to dig your own grave than that! Please understand that your mom's cooking has the backing of 20 odd years of experience.. ..don't expect that from your wife whose hardly into the process! What if she were to compare your earning capacity with her dad's!!! So shshshhhhh.. ..!!!
Rule.No.2 : Never go out of your way to please the lady with flowers, chocolates and gifts during your engagement period. If ever you do , please follow it up post-wedding too! When you could cover 20kms in 15 minutes when you are engaged just to spend some time with her, how dare you forget her birthday post - marriage, even after you are given the broadest of hints by her! Remember expectations always double...ever heard of them being halved???
Rule.No.3: Do compliment her every now and then, verbally or with gifts! What are those lovely Teddies and Archies gift cards for? Don't sit there like the Lord Of The Rings expecting to be waited upon! Of course she will do it but everyone likes to be appreciated and pampered!!!!
Rule.No.4: This is very important! Sulking or complaining about marriage being a big mistake is a strict NO -NO!! You got into it with your eyes wide open, brimming with enthusiasm!! No one ever pushed you into it! So why this drama now!
Rule.No.5: Be Brave and take your own decisions and stand up by them!!Consult your parents for advice but realise that you are grown up enough to lead your life! Respect your partner's views at all times! Remember she has given up a lot more to make a life with you!!
Sharing a few thoughts for Would – be grooms
Rule.No.1 - Never compare your mamma's cooking with your wife's! There is no faster way to dig your own grave than that! Please understand that your mom's cooking has the backing of 20 odd years of experience.. ..don't expect that from your wife whose hardly into the process! What if she were to compare your earning capacity with her dad's!!! So shshshhhhh.. ..!!!
Rule.No.2 : Never go out of your way to please the lady with flowers, chocolates and gifts during your engagement period. If ever you do , please follow it up post-wedding too! When you could cover 20kms in 15 minutes when you are engaged just to spend some time with her, how dare you forget her birthday post - marriage, even after you are given the broadest of hints by her! Remember expectations always double...ever heard of them being halved???
Rule.No.3: Do compliment her every now and then, verbally or with gifts! What are those lovely Teddies and Archies gift cards for? Don't sit there like the Lord Of The Rings expecting to be waited upon! Of course she will do it but everyone likes to be appreciated and pampered!!!!
Rule.No.4: This is very important! Sulking or complaining about marriage being a big mistake is a strict NO -NO!! You got into it with your eyes wide open, brimming with enthusiasm!! No one ever pushed you into it! So why this drama now!
Rule.No.5: Be Brave and take your own decisions and stand up by them!!Consult your parents for advice but realise that you are grown up enough to lead your life! Respect your partner's views at all times! Remember she has given up a lot more to make a life with you!!
A Call To The IT Department
Caller: Hi, our printer is not working.
Customer Service: What is wrong with it?
Caller: Mouse is jammed.
Customer Service: Mouse?!?! And how is it related to printer?
Caller: Mmmm.. Wait, I will send a link.
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Sending Now
Customer Service: What is wrong with it?
Caller: Mouse is jammed.
Customer Service: Mouse?!?! And how is it related to printer?
Caller: Mmmm.. Wait, I will send a link.
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Sending Now
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Free Haircut
There is this good old barber in some city in Bangalore. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut.
After the cut, he goes to pay the barber, who replies: 'I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you. I am doing a Community Service'. Florist is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a Thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
A Confectioner goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the Barber. He again refuses to take the money. The Confectioner is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a Thank you Card and a dozen Cakes waiting at his door.
A Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the Barber, who again refuses the money saying that it was a community service.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there. .
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Scroll down for the answer
...a dozen Software engineers waiting for a free haircut. . .
With a printout of an FORWARDED email mentioning about free haircut.
After the cut, he goes to pay the barber, who replies: 'I am sorry, I cannot accept money from you. I am doing a Community Service'. Florist is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a Thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his door.
A Confectioner goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the Barber. He again refuses to take the money. The Confectioner is happy and leaves the shop.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, there is a Thank you Card and a dozen Cakes waiting at his door.
A Software Engineer goes for a haircut and he also goes to pay the Barber, who again refuses the money saying that it was a community service.
The next morning when the Barber goes to open his shop, guess what he finds there. .
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Scroll down for the answer
...a dozen Software engineers waiting for a free haircut. . .
With a printout of an FORWARDED email mentioning about free haircut.
Thought Of The Day - 9th September 2009
“Let your heart guide you. It whispers softly, so listen closely.”
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