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Tuesday, May 31, 2011
The wife thought this sounds a bit fishy but being a good wife she did exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said, “Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?
You’ll love the answer…
The wife replied, “I did. They’re in your fishing box …..”
Thursday, April 28, 2011
A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.
SON: “Daddy, may I ask you a question?”
DAD: “Yeah sure, what is it?” replied the man.
SON:”Daddy, how much do you make an hour?”
DAD: “That’s none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?” the man said angrily.
SON: “I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?”
DAD: “If you must know, I make Rs.100 an hour.”
SON: “Oh,” the little boy replied, with his head down. “Daddy, may I please borrow Rs.50?”
The father was furious, “If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this
The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.
The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy’s questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?
After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think: Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that Rs.50 and he really didn’t ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy’s room and opened the door.
“Are you asleep, son?” he asked.
“No daddy, I’m awake,” replied the boy.
“I’ve been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier” said the man. “It’s been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here’s the Rs.50 you asked for.”
The little boy sat straight up, smiling. “Oh, thank you daddy!” he yelled.
Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.
“Why do you want more money if you already have some?” the father grumbled.
“Because I didn’t have enough, but now I do,” the little boy replied.
“Daddy, I have Rs.100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.”
The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness.
It’s just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts.
Do remember to share that Rs.100 worth of your time with someone you love.
If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days.
But the family we leave behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family.
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations…. It’s really funny… Enjoy
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Hey, what are you doing here?
Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Sorry, did that hurt?
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia..… why don’t you try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Why, why him, of all people.
Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years…
Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding: And you ask…
Is the guy you’re marrying good?
No, he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout…. it’s just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…
Sorry. Were you sleeping?
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping…. You dumb witted moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Hey have you had a haircut?
No, its autumn and I’m shedding…. …
9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Tell me if it hurts?
No it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
Oh, so you smoke.
Gosh, it’s a miracle …….it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!
Friday, April 22, 2011
A wise man once sat in the audience and cracked a joke.
All laughed like crazy. After a moment, he cracked the same joke again and a little less people laughed this time.
He cracked the same joke again and again. When there was no laughter in the crowd, he smiled and said, “When you can’t laugh on the same joke again and again, then why do you keep crying over the same thing over and over again”"Forget the past & move on".