10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations…. It’s really funny… Enjoy
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia..… why don’t you try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the “Butter Paneer Masala” dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years…
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding: And you ask…
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:-
No, he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout…. it’s just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. Were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping…. You dumb witted moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I’m shedding…. …
9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it’s a miracle …….it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!
This one was fun.
ReplyDeleteI like the post on child abuse a lot. No one addresses that issue you are right, and there is a tendency to still shield the abuser/paedophile in our society which is pathetic. Keep up the good work Nilofer.
Haha! Those were hilarious!
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lol Thanks for the laugh. :)
ReplyDeletehaha, i dislike being asked the obvious a lot! like meeting someone at the cinema n they started asking "hey, watching movie?" how obvious can it get? :p
ReplyDeleteIndeed there are lots of stupid questions...and I would suspect, some of those questioners might also give stupid response..The following incident is from my own experience:
ReplyDeleteWaiter: How do you enjoy your steak today? (in a restaurant in Las Vegas, waiters there are usually very "professionally" courteous)
Me: Not very good today, it is too tough and over-burned.
Waiter: Thank you very much (And she [yes, she is a she] walked away with a broad smile.
Me: ?????????
haa haa...loved it...very nice :)
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@Paul:- Hahaha... That's really quite funny... I can imagine the waiter's expression though... He would have felt so meek... Do keep visiting for more:-)
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ReplyDeleteYou are doing a great job and I envy, Masha Alla, that you have so many friends, followers and comments.
Keep up the good job.
thanks for sharing a comment on A Few Clowns Short - I would rather read these forwarded emails on a blog than have them fill up my inbox.
ReplyDelete:) It's really very funny & very true. Nice post!
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ReplyDelete@ lisleman:- Yeah, I agree. Hope to see you again.
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oh my god yes this is so true LOL
ReplyDeleteLols..Thanks For Sharing. I Enjoyed Reading These Jokes.
ReplyDeleteI worked in a bookshop and was asked 'Do you sell Candles?' LOL! :O)
ReplyDeleteThis is funny!~ hahahhahaha
ReplyDeleteLOL ... I loved them, and so true! :o)
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ReplyDelete@Madeleine:- Lols. There are times when I'm sleeping and my son will deliberately wake me up and ask "Were you sleeping?" :O
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LOL... These are very funny! I really enjoyed reading them. :-)
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ReplyDeleteBut if it weren't for those stupid questions, you would have one less blog post. As Ron White said, "You can't fix stupid." The rest of us just get to laugh at their expense and come up with clever ways to answer such things. :)
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Yeah! I do agree... Do come back for more
ReplyDeletelol! this was amazing..you definitely made me laugh heartily:)
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ReplyDeletevery funny and well observed Nilofar :) ~ Lib
ReplyDelete@libithina:- Thanks a lot :-)
ReplyDelete#9 hurt my mouth, and #10 made me laugh out loud. :)
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