Poems - Masti Ka Tadka

Roses are red; violets are blue ,
Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
Don’t feel so angry, you will find me there too,
Not in a cage but laughing at you;
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Twinkle twinkle little star,
You should know what you are.
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far;
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The rain makes all things beautiful,
The grass and flowers

If rain makes all things beautiful,
Why doesn’t it rain on you;
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I wrote your name on sand it got washed,
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart,
And I got a heart attack straight away;
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God saw me hungry, He created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, He created Pepsi.
He saw me in dark, He created light.
He saw me without problems, He created you;
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When your life is in darkness, pray to God.
Ask him to free you from darkness.
And if after you pray,you’re still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL!