Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Never Lie To Your Wife

A man called his wife at home and said, "Hey honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we’re leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up." He then went on to add,"Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thought this sounds a bit fishy but being a good wife she did exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said, “Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?

You’ll love the answer…

The wife replied, “I did. They’re in your fishing box …..”