Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Never Lie To Your Wife



A man called his wife at home and said, "Hey honey, I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we’re leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up." He then went on to add,"Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."


The wife thought this sounds a bit fishy but being a good wife she did exactly what her husband asked.


The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said, “Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?


You’ll love the answer…


The wife replied, “I did. They’re in your fishing box …..”

11 comments:

  1. wow.. i would love to see his face when she answered him that... yes, ladies are smart, arent they..

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  2. HAA HAAA...Dat was really very nice..enjoyed it.good one nilofer keep more of it coming

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  3. Brilliant. I didn't see the answer at first and read it again - then it clicked!

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  4. @Reana:- Yes you’re right. I also would have loved to see his face. But I'd rather believe our imaginations work much better;)

    @Sanober:- Thank you so much. I'm glad you liked it.

    @Terri:- Thanks a lot!

    @Dave:- Thank you so much. Do visit again.

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  5. Very good! I didn't see the end coming . . .

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  6. This is a very clever story Nilofer - brilliant end!

    Anna :o]

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  7. Very good story, enjoyed it ;)

    Have a happy week :)

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  8. walking here with a smile. take care.. have a nice day ~ =D

    Regards,
    http://www.lonelyreload.com (A Growing Teenager Diary) ..

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  9. Love it. I'm sure there are many true life stories like this

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